I Didn't Start The Fire

2007-01-02T19:21:00.000-08:00

Christina Rocks Out on NYE
you would think that I'd be tired of the bleached out weave and red lipstick by now...but I'm not. I loves me some Christina Aguilera.

2006-12-29T09:18:00.000-08:00

America's Sweetheart is Knocked Up
Today, Julia Roberts-or, rather, her publicist-has confirmed that the Oscar-winning actress is pregnant with her 3rd child. J.Ro already has two kids, Hazel and Phinneaus, with her ridiculously unaccomplished photographer husband, Danny Moder.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20061229/en_celeb_eo/4fbee588_c3d34820_8f7c_f4862b099a86

2006-12-28T09:32:00.000-08:00

Posh Spice is Gross

Ughh from to that plastic mug to the robotits, she's a disaster. But the best part is: that she probably thinks she looks great. Aren't the rich an famous amusing. Why does this woman never wear a bra? I'm sure that somewhere in her sea of disgustingly expensive designer clothes she possesses one bra. Becks, on the other hand, looks H-O-T-T, as usual. It must be hard being married to a man that freaking gorgeous. Next to him, Posh looks like a cambodian refugee.

2006-12-27T12:06:00.000-08:00

Why, Kirsten? Why?...

What is wrong with Kirsten Dunst? There's something about that is both completely unphotogenic and ridiculously irritating about her. Hmmm, but I just can't figure it out. Maybe it's the snaggle tooth, maybe it's that tired, trying-too-hard quasi bohemian style. Whatever it is, I just can't stand her.

2006-12-19T15:07:00.000-08:00

Tara "Coke Whore" Conner lives to snort another day...

Via TMZ:
In a move that shocked everyone, including Tara Conner, Donald Trump announced Tuesday morning that he will not fire the embattled Miss USA, despite allegations of drug use and sexual misconduct. "She's agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on, she will be immediately replaced" said Trump.

What type of inane bullshit is this? The girl gets caught drinking underage and slutting it up all around New York and suffers absolutely no consequences, but She's going to rehab so it's okay.' Well, I say no, Tara Conner, it certainly is not okay. This rehab-salvation mentality is really beginning to piss me off. When you f**k up you don't just get to run to rehab. Tara Conner is an embarrassment, and she completely obliterated any credibility the Miss USA pageant ever had.Yes, Yes, I know, but I'm sure someone used to respect it.

2006-12-16T16:04:00.000-08:00

Nelly F. Is a Hot Mama
This photo shoot looks kind of old, but I decided to post it because Nelly looks HOT!

2006-10-26T17:24:00.000-07:00

The skeletal actress admitted herself to the hospital today in order to determine why she can't gain wait.

Nicole's reps are adamant that "this is not a treatment for an eating disorder" and that the 'Simple Life' star "is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition..."

I wish her the best, actually I kind of like her. She keeps it real, and that's more that I can say for that baby-talking Hilton bitch.

2006-10-14T14:37:00.000-07:00

My God, Liz! Put those things Away!

WTF is up with her nipples. Jesus, is it that cold in new york!

2006-09-23T15:55:00.000-07:00

Gwen lookin F-I-E-R-C-E with lil' Kingston

You show 'em how it's done Gwen, however I have to say that I was a wee bit disappointed to learn that Gwen's new album will be comprised of recycled songs from Love.Angel.Music.Baby along with a few new ones. It seems a little lazy to me.

2006-09-02T15:32:00.000-07:00

WTF happened to John Mayer?..

Some bloated, pale, sickly looking guy has apparently swallowed John Mayer. Honestly, when I first saw this picture I didn't even recognize him. Talk about letting yourself go...

2006-09-02T09:20:00.000-07:00

For Your Viewing Pleasure...
Why God? What did I do to deserve this?

2006-08-30T16:27:00.000-07:00

Nicole Richie is a Fucking Klutz...

and she stole Kristin Caviallari's boyfriend.
I'm telling you the girl needs to gain weight; her legs are so feeble they can't even support her skeletal frame.

2006-08-22T15:18:00.000-07:00

Free Britney's Dress!
First of all what in the hell is she holding and why is she holding it?

Her backfat is fighting for its freedom; those poor, poor straps.

Has anyone ever of a tailor. These problems are so effing avoidable.

2006-08-22T15:02:00.000-07:00

WTF Happened to Joey Lawrence's Head?
Do you remember the days when Joey Lawrence was positively delicious? I mean he was freaking gorgeous! Question: WHAT HAPPENED? I just don't understand how this happens. That's it enough said. Disgusting, but because I'm a television whore I will certainly be watching this season of Dancing with the Stars.

2006-08-21T17:11:00.001-07:00

Jesus Christ! It was worse than I ever could have imagined...
Kevin Federline is truly the new millennium's answer to Vanilla Ice, except he's slightly less talented (at both rapping and dancing). The Teen Choice awards must have really been desperate for ratings, because even "tweens"-who I personally believe to be the lowest of all lifeforms- don't deserve this drivel.

And WTF is up with the little kid dancing rappers? I hope all of the real rappers meet him in a dark alley to beat his ass up.

2006-08-21T17:11:00.000-07:00

2006-08-10T10:41:00.000-07:00

I'm calling a Truce

I have hated Gwyneth Paltrow for a long time; maybe it's the obnoxious names of her children, maybe it's the fact that speaks with some bizarre fake foreign accent, or maybe it's because she just seems like a total bitch, But for some reason my hate has subsided; in fact, I think I might like her. (Ok, not really) but I have stopped plotting her assassination. This cover is kind of cute, however, if I hear this skinny ass talking about her supposed "weight issues" again I'm going to cut her.

Okay, I completely take back everything that I just said. What an asshole!

2006-08-07T14:02:00.000-07:00

Who does Diddy think he is?
I have no idea, but he's really not that fucking cool. seriously.

2006-08-07T13:54:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears Looks Like Shit

Multi-millionaires should not look like this. First of all, wtf is up with her shorts. They're disgustingly too small, and they're bunching up. Her boobs look like sandbags. She's obviously lost her mind, and her stylists.

2006-08-04T10:05:00.000-07:00

The Worst Video EVER!!!
We all knew she couldn't sing, but apparently Cassie sucks at making videos too. This is the first video she released for the heavily produced "Me and U".
Sucky.

2006-08-03T14:20:00.000-07:00

And this, people, is why we don't wear gaucho pants!

Why do I have to keep saying this? We don't wear gaucho pants because they make you look like a fat ass. I'm talking to you Kristy Swanson.

2006-08-03T13:12:00.000-07:00

South Park sticks it to the man

2006-08-02T15:13:00.000-07:00

Not only does Mel Gibson hate the jews, he hates the gays too...

Wow, this just keeps getting better and better. Turns out Mel Gibson is not just a drunk asshole he's an ignorant son of a bitch. US Weekly reports:

When Spanish newspaper El Pais asked Gibson about homosexuals in 1992, he shot back: “They take it up the a—.” Then pointing at his behind, he said, “This is only for taking a s—t.” He told the reporter that he was once worried that if he became an actor, people would think he was gay.

“But with this look, who’s going to think I’m gay?” he asked. “It would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?”

The scary part is, that this man has offspring, in fact he has 7 children and if they weren't sufficiently fucked up before, their fates are officially sealed. Sucks to be them.

2006-08-01T09:59:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton is Drunk Ho

Yep that's her mackin down with former beau Stavros Niarchos. First of all, why would you do this with cameras around, and If I were Stavros I would definitely be turned off her huge, nasty feet. Whore, Whore, Whore.

2006-08-01T09:23:00.000-07:00

Kate Moss gives hope to coke whores around the world

According to Vanity Fair, Kate Moss is the world's most fashionable star. I've never liked Kate Moss, she's not exceptionally beautiful, and she dresses like a hobo.
Since when did doing a shitload of blow make you an even bigger star.

Here she is at Bobbie Gillespie's Wedding. Oh, and I'm not sure but the last time I checked wearing shorts to someone's wedding was incredibly inappropriate.

2006-08-01T09:21:00.000-07:00

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I know the updates have been shitty lately. but i've been busy so suck it. But now I'm back so be happy.

2006-07-30T18:23:00.000-07:00

Gwen Stefani has the worst style ever

So I know Gwen Stefani is known for her cool, unique sense of style but this is just disgusting.

Why would you leave your house looking like this..eww gross gross gross. Oh yes, and her hair looks really unhealthy, she definitely needs a good deep conditioning. If this is what motherhood does to you, I'm definitely stocking up on trojans.

2006-07-29T20:27:00.000-07:00

Pam Anderson is Classy with a capital C
Pam Anderson just got married to Kid Rock in a white string bikini. Well Further proof that Pam Anderson could very well be the trashiest woman on earth, maybe even trashier than good ole Brit-Brit.

2006-07-26T14:02:00.000-07:00

This could be the creepiest thing I have ever seen...

Wax figures are soo freaking weird.

2006-07-26T13:37:00.000-07:00

Lance Bass is back and Gayer than ever!
As a reformed N*Sync fan I'm not surprise. I might even venture to say that I knew it all along. Of all of the members, Lance was always the least appealing to me. I even liked him less than Chris and Joey, and they are both disgusting.

As a semiprofessional faghag, this news has definitely boosted his stock in my book.Honestly I feel like I should have known the minute I saw hm on "Kathy Griffin: My life on the DList". Anyman who spends that much time at Griffn's house must be a homo.

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2006-07-24T09:21:00.001-07:00

Fuck Heidi Klum!...
for looking better whilst pregnant than I could ever hope to look at any point in my life...Ever.

And this, ladies and gentlemen is why she is a super model, and I sat at home watching Ghostwriter reruns on Friday night.

2006-07-23T16:08:00.000-07:00

Christina is a busy girl...

In fact, she's soo busy that she forgot the rest of her outfit. I Just don't get it. One minute she's doing the whole vintage "I'm a serious artist" thing, and the next minute she's doing the classic Xtina "I'm a huge slut" thing. Make a choice: serious artist or slut. You can't be both.

P.S. I vote slut. It's more fun.

2006-07-18T13:54:00.001-07:00

Carson Daly has AIDS...
Why else would he be so dreadfully skinny. I remember the good old days of TRL when he was actually kind of hot. Ewww! what happened.
Disclaimer: Carson Daly doesn't have AIDS, but if he really does have AIDS I'm officially going to hell

2006-07-18T12:53:00.000-07:00

Nelly Furtado is a Sexy Mama...
Nelly Furtado looks so good since she had a baby in 2003. If this is what pregnancy does to you, then I'm gong off of my birth control today.

2006-07-17T17:22:00.000-07:00

This is the best thing L.Lo's done since 'Mean Girls'

I'd pick this over 'Just My Luck' anyday.

2006-07-17T15:40:00.000-07:00

I Want to Punch Paris Hilton in the Face
In a recent interview in London's Sunday Times. Paris Hilton compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, calling herself this decades "Iconic Blonde".

“There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon.”

What kind of delusional bullshit is this? Even Britney "I really shouldn't be left alone with my children" Spears, has contributed more to our society than Paris Hilton.

She says, “I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes."

Oh yeah, she and Jessica Simpson are the fucking Einsteins. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Seriously someone should shoot her, and aim to kill.

2006-07-17T15:38:00.000-07:00

I'm back from Vaca and I'm bitchier than ever!

2006-07-11T10:27:00.000-07:00

The Bitch is Crazy!...
On Monday, Paula from the Real World was arraigned on a misdemeanor assault charge Monday after police said she bit her boyfriend during a domestic dispute. Just when you thought the resident crazy ass on the Real World was cleaning up her life, she goes and bites her boyfriend at 4 in the morning. There is an upside to this story, apparently she dropped the infamous Keith aka "The Abuser" and is now filling someone else's life with needless drama. The new guy's name is John Alyward. One question.: how fucked up do you have to be to think that hooking with Paula is a good idea. Seriously.

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2006-07-08T21:13:00.000-07:00

Pam Anderson Wears tiny Bikini in hopes that it will Destract us from her Hideous Face
Pam Anderson has morphed from a smoking hot Baywatch star into something that many of my male counterparts would call a "butterface". Because, let's be honest, she looks like a disgusting old hag in these pictures. Seriously, someone needs botox. Come On Pammy, we all know you're not afraid to go under the knife, so do us all a favor and head to your nearest plastic surgeon immediately. Oh yeah, and buy a bigger freaking bikini.
See the rest of the pics over @ thesuperficial.com

2006-07-07T09:18:00.000-07:00

Is Keira the new Mary-Kate?
People have been making quite a bit of fuss about Keira Knightley's body at the recent Pirate of the Caribbean Premiere. Yeah she looks sickly but she's a starlet, and we can only assume when she's not on set she's doing a lot of blow. So what else should we expect. If she was a porker we'd all be making fun of her, and she's a good actress, and I say if she's good at her crap who cares what she's doing in her personal life. That's the reason why we still saw "The Pianist" even though Roman Polanski raped a 13 year old. It's all about the craft.

2006-07-06T10:27:00.000-07:00

Breaking News: L.Lo takes good pictures...

Hooray for British GQ, for taking pictures of our little Lindsay. (Well not so little, she's totally stacked but whatev.)

These photos actually make her look hot. Seriously, not to be a perv or anything, but usually her ridiculously bespeckled body looks kinda gross. See the rest of the pics over at PopSugar!

2006-07-06T10:15:00.001-07:00

Question: What's next with Star Jones?
Answer: Who Cares?
But just in case you're a masechist, click here.

2006-07-06T10:15:00.000-07:00

She Must be Stopped!...Here is Paris Hilton's latest attempt at making a video that doesn't suck ass. Well she's in it, so she failed once again.

God, she sucks.

2006-07-06T08:23:00.000-07:00

Viva Sophia...
Sophia Loren is set to appear nude, or atleast nearly nude, on the cover of the famed Pirelli Calendar. Apparently this is creating a bit of a stir, seeing as though the screen legend will be turning 72 this year. Personally, I have no problem with it. I'd much prefer seeing her healthy 72 year-old naked body to seeing britney spears' overly airbrushed pregnant body anyday.

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2006-07-05T11:30:00.000-07:00

Asshole of the week goes to...Ashley Judd!
Ashley Judd recently went into rehab to battle...get this...Perfectionism. First of al,l I believe that if you're not selling your children into prostitution to buy crack then you shouldn't go to rehab. Secondly, I have never heard of a more frivolous or vain reason to enter rehab. Lastly, what type of lame-ass facility even treats narcissm. (And isn't a bit narcissistic to think that your perctionism is so bad that it warrants professional help?) Ughh! Now I hate Ashley Judd even more. Just use alcohol to numb the pain like the rest of us. What an asshole!

2006-07-03T16:20:00.000-07:00

'Lowe' and Behold: Hil is still a hottie...
2-time Oscar Winner Hilary Swank will be on the cover of the August Issue of Vanity Fair, and she's discussing her broken marriage.(what else?)

Apparently Rob isn't the only Lowe who was majorly fucked up. It turns out that Chad is/was a druggie. "I don't want to make it seem like that's the sole reason [for their breakup]; there were other factors." Sure it wasn't. And I'm sure he wasn't even the least bit jealous that while she was winning Oscars, he was stuck doing second rate tv shows.

When asked about why her marriage dissolved, Swank answered,"I would say we grew apart." Which either means "He was fucking someone else" or "I was tired of dragging around the dead weight." You be the judge. She does look fierce in the picture though.

2006-07-03T10:02:00.000-07:00

The Return of Mr. and Mrs. Urban...
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman returned to Nashville this weekend, where they will make their permanent home. I wonder how Nic feels about living in Nashville. It just seems like its not her element. But even the most cynical parts of my being cannot deny that they are an adorable couple, and I wish them the best. Though another celebrity divorce would be , as Kathy Griffin would say, like a hug from Jesus.

Photo Courtesty: Bricks and Stones

2006-07-03T09:00:00.000-07:00

Don't Worry 'The Hoff' is Okay...

The former Michael Knight was released from a London hospital after injuring himself "shaving".

According to reports, Hasselhoff cut his arm with shards of glass from the chandelier after he bumped into it when his vision was obscured.

Apparently the way that Hasselhoff injured himself was rather mysterious but I think the greater mystery is why people actually care if David Hasselhoff gets hurt.It all sounds pretty suspicious to me. Personally, I think this is all a big publicity stunt. Who has to be admitted to the hospital after cutting their arm? Just get some freaking stitches like the rest of us.

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2006-07-01T19:47:00.000-07:00

Is Brandy a 'Star'?...

Oh god I hope not! Not because I don't like brandy, but because I fucking hate Star. Brandy is slated to cohost The View next Wednesday and Friday. Apparently all of the new cohosts are vying for a permanent spot in the fall.

But back to Star, I thought when that bitch got fired we would be rid of her for good. But oooh no she's like herpes; she just keeps coming back.

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2006-07-01T07:37:00.000-07:00

Goddamn Scott Storch...

For his impeccable production skills that have enabled him to make songs for Paris Hilton that are not complete pieces of crap. Despite the fact that I openly loathe that relentless publicity whore whom we call Paris.

I absolutely cannot help but enjoy the new single "Turn it Up". It's just soo damn catchy. Damn her! Damn her! Damn her! It's driving me insane. Whats worse is the fact that if the song were made by, literally, anyone else I would be cranking the shit out of it in my little Nissan, but because it's by that Dumbass, I have to pretend to hate it in public. But I don't. I Don't hate it. I Wish I Did, but I don't. Are you happy now Paris? YOU WON! Its official Paris 1 Kim 0.

2006-06-29T10:07:00.000-07:00

Whoa Nelly!
Yay! For Nelly Furtado, her latest album Loose sits atop the charts this week with 219,000 units sold. I am not sure why but I am really happy for her! It's probably because her two new singles "Promiscuous" and "Maneater" are my most favorite songs of the summer. I just don't understand why she chose to release "Promiscuous" first in the States and "Maneater" everywhere else, but I digress.

2006-06-29T09:43:00.000-07:00

Brandon Flowers is Delusional

The lead singer of The Killers has recently lashed out against "Emo" bands.

"You don't realise what you could be getting yourselves into, with Fall Out Boy, and what kind of impact it could have in a way that you don't really want,"

He went on to explain that Britain could be changed for the worse if such bands are shown too much support. "Culturally, if it gets as big as it is in America, it could change an entire generation of people growing up here. Emo, pop-punk, whatever you want to call it, is dangerous.

I don't know what Mr. Flower's is thinking; the 12 year-old girls who go out and buy Fall Out Boy records are the same people who buy your records, so get over yourself.

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2006-06-28T10:57:00.000-07:00

Thank God for Airbrushing...

Okay, Does Britney Spears HAVE a publicist? Because if so, he/she/it should be fired immediately. This month on the cover of Harper's Bazaar (which I am told was once a respectable publication) is Britney Spears' naked, pregnant, raven-headed body. As one might have guessed it is a wholly offensive sight. So I guess that these picture were done in the vein of Demi on the cover of Vanity Fair, but again Mrs. Federline, and her photographer have missed the mark entirely. Demi's Pics possess a unstated elegance and confidence that Brit's pictures lack. Britney's Pictures reek of desperation; the sort of desperation that comes with being a has-been who's married to an untalented mooch. Oh well, atleat we can't see any stretch marks or cellulite, thank goodness for small victories!

2006-06-28T08:49:00.000-07:00

Layoff you dirty old man!...

Woody Allen on Scarlett Johansson:

“It’s very hard to be extra witty around a sexually overwhelming, beautiful young woman who is wittier than you are. Anytime I say anything amusing, Scarlett tops me.”

ewww! Woody, you've already got Soon-Yi Leave Scarlett alone you perv!

2006-06-27T09:54:00.000-07:00

Jessica is a Copy Cat...

Who Does Jessica Simpson think she's fooling? The new single is a fun and catchy but blatant Madonna rip-off. And she should just own up to it; the lame crap that she used to release wasn't selling so she conjured up some vintage Madonna to revive her sinking singing career. Listen Here

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2006-06-27T09:35:00.000-07:00

Oh God No...

Apparently Gwyneth "I think I'm better than you because I have an Oscar" Paltrow has taken to singing, but what's worse is that she's thing of releasing a single created with superstar producer William Orbit. (that's superstar in Europe, in the US not so much). I truly hope that this is just a rumor, because honestly no one wants to hear her pretentious ass on the radio. Does anyone remember the Golden Globes this year when she kept pronouncing Anthony Hopkins' name An-To-Ny, you know without the "th" sound? What an asshole.

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2006-06-26T16:07:00.000-07:00

Jay-Z pulls a Streisand...

For a guy who's in retirement Jay-Z still does a hell of a lot.
Beside the fact that he is on every single rap album released within the past 2 years, he recently performed a sold out concert of his highly-acclaimed Reasonable Doubt album at Radio City Music Hall yesterday. Hov has announced that he will come out of retirement to tour the world.
See, I thought retire meant that you don't do the same stuff anymore, but apparently I was mistaken.

2006-06-26T13:58:00.000-07:00

Wow Wednesday Addams Grew Up...

Christina Ricci is looking GORGEOUS these days. Way less creepy than normal. She has such an unusual beauty. I love it love it love it.

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2006-06-26T09:17:00.000-07:00

Hooray for Anna Nicole!...

You know that old guy Anna Nicole married 12 years ago, well his son, who has continually battled Anna over that guy's fortune, has died. Yeah, that sucks, but hooray for Anna Nicole! Now let's just give that bitch her money and get on with our lives.

2006-06-26T09:10:00.001-07:00

OMG Who cares?

Nicole Kidman AKA the world's blandest woman gets married. Though I must admit that Keith Urban is a stone-cold fox, I really could not care less about this union. I absolutely LOVED Moulin Rouge and The Hours, but since then Nicole really has not made an even vaguely interesting film, and excuse me, have you ever seen her give an interview? She is the definition of milquetoast. BOOOOORRRRIINNNGG
photo courtesty: People

2006-06-21T14:34:00.000-07:00

Tori Spelling is a bitch...(and i love it)

apparently the new Mrs. McDermott went off on her new hubby's ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace, at the Much Music Awards. Ohhh it's good.

2006-06-16T11:40:00.000-07:00

Why Lord? Why?...
Do you remember when Britney Spears was a hot, sassy pop princess? Yeah, I miss those days too. I just don't understand. WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO US? And By "US" I mean her former superfans. Do you know how much money I wasted on Britney Spears paraphenelia? How much ribbing I received whilst defending her honor? After all of that it has come to this.

2006-06-16T11:29:00.000-07:00

Brandon Davis is a Fattie...
All I can say is ewww. Just looking at this picture makes me want to scrub myself thoroughly. Ohhh and who does he think he's fooling with that shirt?

Photo Courtesy: US Weekly

2006-06-16T10:21:00.000-07:00

As if I really needed another reason to watch the delicious Anderson Cooper...

the Coopster has snagged the first postpartum interview with Angelina Jolie. See it at 10 PM next Tuesday.ooo I for one cannot wait to see what the world's creepiest mommy has to say...bye the way, is he gay?

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2006-06-16T08:53:00.000-07:00

I Smell a Photo-Op...

Here's Usher pretending to do actual work down in New Orleans

photos courtesy: YBF

2006-06-16T08:45:00.000-07:00

This Just In: PETA Members are freaking crazy...
oooh please, like we didn't already know, but the incredibly cringeworthy video of rapid PETAns ,as I like to call them, confronting the beautiful Beyonce just goes to show these people are freaking nuts. Don't miss this! See for yourself

2006-06-16T08:28:00.000-07:00

Wait! Ruben Studdard's still alive...

Source And apparently he's rich. He just won two million dollars from his ex-manager. Ruben just goes to show that American Idol doesn't get it right all of the time. I personally never liked Ruben, although I had to admit now I was obsessed with Clay. What can I say? I love the queens.

2006-06-16T08:26:00.000-07:00

WTF happened to Britney Spears?

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I know she's pregnant, but that certainly does not explain the terrible hair extensions and white trash apparel. I mean the girl has more money that Jesus (even if K-Fed is pissing it all away at this very moment) I know that she can afford to do better than this. But she chooses not to, and that's a shame. Its also a shame than once this baby is born we're all going to be subjected to viewing her strech marked, flabby, post pregnancy stomach. Brace yourself! You know it's coming.

2006-06-16T08:13:00.000-07:00

God Help Us All...

SourceForbes has named Tom Cruise and his crazy ass the most powerful star in the world, even though Mission:Impossible III, was an impossible failure. Who makes these lists anyway, and why was Madonna nowhere to be found? Source