I'm calling a Truce
I have hated Gwyneth Paltrow for a long time; maybe it's the obnoxious names of her children, maybe it's the fact that speaks with some bizarre fake foreign accent, or maybe it's because she just seems like a total bitch, But for some reason my hate has subsided; in fact, I think I might like her. (Ok, not really) but I have stopped plotting her assassination. This cover is kind of cute, however, if I hear this skinny ass talking about her supposed "weight issues" again I'm going to cut her.
Okay, I completely take back everything that I just said. What an asshole!