Christina Rocks Out on NYE
you would think that I'd be tired of the bleached out weave and red lipstick by now...but I'm not. I loves me some Christina Aguilera.

America's Sweetheart is Knocked Up
Today, Julia Roberts-or, rather, her publicist-has confirmed that the Oscar-winning actress is pregnant with her 3rd child. J.Ro already has two kids, Hazel and Phinneaus, with her ridiculously unaccomplished photographer husband, Danny Moder.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20061229/en_celeb_eo/4fbee588_c3d34820_8f7c_f4862b099a86

Posh Spice is Gross


Ughh from to that plastic mug to the robotits, she's a disaster. But the best part is: that she probably thinks she looks great. Aren't the rich an famous amusing. Why does this woman never wear a bra? I'm sure that somewhere in her sea of disgustingly expensive designer clothes she possesses one bra. Becks, on the other hand, looks H-O-T-T, as usual. It must be hard being married to a man that freaking gorgeous. Next to him, Posh looks like a cambodian refugee.

Why, Kirsten? Why?...

What is wrong with Kirsten Dunst? There's something about that is both completely unphotogenic and ridiculously irritating about her. Hmmm, but I just can't figure it out. Maybe it's the snaggle tooth, maybe it's that tired, trying-too-hard quasi bohemian style. Whatever it is, I just can't stand her.

Tara "Coke Whore" Conner lives to snort another day...

Via TMZ:
In a move that shocked everyone, including Tara Conner, Donald Trump announced Tuesday morning that he will not fire the embattled Miss USA, despite allegations of drug use and sexual misconduct. "She's agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on, she will be immediately replaced" said Trump.

What type of inane bullshit is this? The girl gets caught drinking underage and slutting it up all around New York and suffers absolutely no consequences, but She's going to rehab so it's okay.' Well, I say no, Tara Conner, it certainly is not okay. This rehab-salvation mentality is really beginning to piss me off. When you f**k up you don't just get to run to rehab. Tara Conner is an embarrassment, and she completely obliterated any credibility the Miss USA pageant ever had.Yes, Yes, I know, but I'm sure someone used to respect it.

Nelly F. Is a Hot Mama
This photo shoot looks kind of old, but I decided to post it because Nelly looks HOT!

The skeletal actress admitted herself to the hospital today in order to determine why she can't gain wait.

Nicole's reps are adamant that "this is not a treatment for an eating disorder" and that the 'Simple Life' star "is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition..."

I wish her the best, actually I kind of like her. She keeps it real, and that's more that I can say for that baby-talking Hilton bitch.

My God, Liz! Put those things Away!

WTF is up with her nipples. Jesus, is it that cold in new york!

Gwen lookin F-I-E-R-C-E with lil' Kingston



You show 'em how it's done Gwen, however I have to say that I was a wee bit disappointed to learn that Gwen's new album will be comprised of recycled songs from Love.Angel.Music.Baby along with a few new ones. It seems a little lazy to me.

WTF happened to John Mayer?..


Some bloated, pale, sickly looking guy has apparently swallowed John Mayer. Honestly, when I first saw this picture I didn't even recognize him. Talk about letting yourself go...

For Your Viewing Pleasure...
Why God? What did I do to deserve this?

Nicole Richie is a Fucking Klutz...

and she stole Kristin Caviallari's boyfriend.
I'm telling you the girl needs to gain weight; her legs are so feeble they can't even support her skeletal frame.

Free Britney's Dress!
First of all what in the hell is she holding and why is she holding it?

Her backfat is fighting for its freedom; those poor, poor straps.

Has anyone ever of a tailor. These problems are so effing avoidable.

WTF Happened to Joey Lawrence's Head?
Do you remember the days when Joey Lawrence was positively delicious? I mean he was freaking gorgeous! Question: WHAT HAPPENED? I just don't understand how this happens. That's it enough said. Disgusting, but because I'm a television whore I will certainly be watching this season of Dancing with the Stars.

Jesus Christ! It was worse than I ever could have imagined...
Kevin Federline is truly the new millennium's answer to Vanilla Ice, except he's slightly less talented (at both rapping and dancing). The Teen Choice awards must have really been desperate for ratings, because even "tweens"-who I personally believe to be the lowest of all lifeforms- don't deserve this drivel.

And WTF is up with the little kid dancing rappers? I hope all of the real rappers meet him in a dark alley to beat his ass up.

Jesus Christ! It was worse than I ever could have imagined...
Kevin Federline is truly the new millennium's answer to Vanilla Ice, except he's slightly less talented (at both rapping and dancing). The Teen Choice awards must have really been desperate for ratings, because even "tweens"-who I personally believe to be the lowest of all lifeforms- don't deserve this drivel.

And WTF is up with the little kid dancing rappers? I hope all of the real rappers meet him in a dark alley to beat his ass up.

I'm calling a Truce

I have hated Gwyneth Paltrow for a long time; maybe it's the obnoxious names of her children, maybe it's the fact that speaks with some bizarre fake foreign accent, or maybe it's because she just seems like a total bitch, But for some reason my hate has subsided; in fact, I think I might like her. (Ok, not really) but I have stopped plotting her assassination. This cover is kind of cute, however, if I hear this skinny ass talking about her supposed "weight issues" again I'm going to cut her.

Okay, I completely take back everything that I just said. What an asshole!

Who does Diddy think he is?
I have no idea, but he's really not that fucking cool. seriously.