Sunday, July 30, 2006

Gwen Stefani has the worst style ever

So I know Gwen Stefani is known for her cool, unique sense of style but this is just disgusting.

Why would you leave your house looking like this..eww gross gross gross. Oh yes, and her hair looks really unhealthy, she definitely needs a good deep conditioning. If this is what motherhood does to you, I'm definitely stocking up on trojans.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Pam Anderson is Classy with a capital C
Pam Anderson just got married to Kid Rock in a white string bikini. Well Further proof that Pam Anderson could very well be the trashiest woman on earth, maybe even trashier than good ole Brit-Brit.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

This could be the creepiest thing I have ever seen...

Wax figures are soo freaking weird.
Lance Bass is back and Gayer than ever!
As a reformed N*Sync fan I'm not surprise. I might even venture to say that I knew it all along. Of all of the members, Lance was always the least appealing to me. I even liked him less than Chris and Joey, and they are both disgusting.

As a semiprofessional faghag, this news has definitely boosted his stock in my book.Honestly I feel like I should have known the minute I saw hm on "Kathy Griffin: My life on the DList". Anyman who spends that much time at Griffn's house must be a homo.


Monday, July 24, 2006

Fuck Heidi Klum!...
for looking better whilst pregnant than I could ever hope to look at any point in my life...Ever.

And this, ladies and gentlemen is why she is a super model, and I sat at home watching Ghostwriter reruns on Friday night.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Christina is a busy girl...

In fact, she's soo busy that she forgot the rest of her outfit. I Just don't get it. One minute she's doing the whole vintage "I'm a serious artist" thing, and the next minute she's doing the classic Xtina "I'm a huge slut" thing. Make a choice: serious artist or slut. You can't be both.

P.S. I vote slut. It's more fun.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Carson Daly has AIDS...
Why else would he be so dreadfully skinny. I remember the good old days of TRL when he was actually kind of hot. Ewww! what happened.

Disclaimer: Carson Daly doesn't have AIDS, but if he really does have AIDS I'm officially going to hell
Nelly Furtado is a Sexy Mama...
Nelly Furtado looks so good since she had a baby in 2003. If this is what pregnancy does to you, then I'm gong off of my birth control today.

Monday, July 17, 2006

This is the best thing L.Lo's done since 'Mean Girls'

I'd pick this over 'Just My Luck' anyday.
I Want to Punch Paris Hilton in the Face
In a recent interview in London's Sunday Times. Paris Hilton compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, calling herself this decades "Iconic Blonde".
“There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon.”

What kind of delusional bullshit is this? Even Britney "I really shouldn't be left alone with my children" Spears, has contributed more to our society than Paris Hilton.
She says, “I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes."
Oh yeah, she and Jessica Simpson are the fucking Einsteins. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Seriously someone should shoot her, and aim to kill.
I'm back from Vaca and I'm bitchier than ever!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Bitch is Crazy!...
On Monday, Paula from the Real World was arraigned on a misdemeanor assault charge Monday after police said she bit her boyfriend during a domestic dispute. Just when you thought the resident crazy ass on the Real World was cleaning up her life, she goes and bites her boyfriend at 4 in the morning. There is an upside to this story, apparently she dropped the infamous Keith aka "The Abuser" and is now filling someone else's life with needless drama. The new guy's name is John Alyward. One question.: how fucked up do you have to be to think that hooking with Paula is a good idea. Seriously.


Saturday, July 08, 2006

Pam Anderson Wears tiny Bikini in hopes that it will Destract us from her Hideous Face
Pam Anderson has morphed from a smoking hot Baywatch star into something that many of my male counterparts would call a "butterface". Because, let's be honest, she looks like a disgusting old hag in these pictures. Seriously, someone needs botox. Come On Pammy, we all know you're not afraid to go under the knife, so do us all a favor and head to your nearest plastic surgeon immediately. Oh yeah, and buy a bigger freaking bikini.
See the rest of the pics over @

Friday, July 07, 2006

Is Keira the new Mary-Kate?
People have been making quite a bit of fuss about Keira Knightley's body at the recent Pirate of the Caribbean Premiere. Yeah she looks sickly but she's a starlet, and we can only assume when she's not on set she's doing a lot of blow. So what else should we expect. If she was a porker we'd all be making fun of her, and she's a good actress, and I say if she's good at her crap who cares what she's doing in her personal life. That's the reason why we still saw "The Pianist" even though Roman Polanski raped a 13 year old. It's all about the craft.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Breaking News: L.Lo takes good pictures...

Hooray for British GQ, for taking pictures of our little Lindsay. (Well not so little, she's totally stacked but whatev.)

These photos actually make her look hot. Seriously, not to be a perv or anything, but usually her ridiculously bespeckled body looks kinda gross. See the rest of the pics over at PopSugar!
Question: What's next with Star Jones?
Answer: Who Cares?
But just in case you're a masechist, click here.
She Must be Stopped!...Here is Paris Hilton's latest attempt at making a video that doesn't suck ass. Well she's in it, so she failed once again.

God, she sucks.
Viva Sophia...
Sophia Loren is set to appear nude, or atleast nearly nude, on the cover of the famed Pirelli Calendar. Apparently this is creating a bit of a stir, seeing as though the screen legend will be turning 72 this year. Personally, I have no problem with it. I'd much prefer seeing her healthy 72 year-old naked body to seeing britney spears' overly airbrushed pregnant body anyday.


Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Asshole of the week goes to...Ashley Judd!
Ashley Judd recently went into rehab to battle...get this...Perfectionism. First of al,l I believe that if you're not selling your children into prostitution to buy crack then you shouldn't go to rehab. Secondly, I have never heard of a more frivolous or vain reason to enter rehab. Lastly, what type of lame-ass facility even treats narcissm. (And isn't a bit narcissistic to think that your perctionism is so bad that it warrants professional help?) Ughh! Now I hate Ashley Judd even more. Just use alcohol to numb the pain like the rest of us. What an asshole!

Monday, July 03, 2006

'Lowe' and Behold: Hil is still a hottie...
2-time Oscar Winner Hilary Swank will be on the cover of the August Issue of Vanity Fair, and she's discussing her broken marriage.(what else?)

Apparently Rob isn't the only Lowe who was majorly fucked up. It turns out that Chad is/was a druggie. "I don't want to make it seem like that's the sole reason [for their breakup]; there were other factors." Sure it wasn't. And I'm sure he wasn't even the least bit jealous that while she was winning Oscars, he was stuck doing second rate tv shows.

When asked about why her marriage dissolved, Swank answered,"I would say we grew apart." Which either means "He was fucking someone else" or "I was tired of dragging around the dead weight." You be the judge. She does look fierce in the picture though.
The Return of Mr. and Mrs. Urban...
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman returned to Nashville this weekend, where they will make their permanent home. I wonder how Nic feels about living in Nashville. It just seems like its not her element. But even the most cynical parts of my being cannot deny that they are an adorable couple, and I wish them the best. Though another celebrity divorce would be , as Kathy Griffin would say, like a hug from Jesus.

Photo Courtesty: Bricks and Stones
Don't Worry 'The Hoff' is Okay...

The former Michael Knight was released from a London hospital after injuring himself "shaving".

According to reports, Hasselhoff cut his arm with shards of glass from the chandelier after he bumped into it when his vision was obscured.

Apparently the way that Hasselhoff injured himself was rather mysterious but I think the greater mystery is why people actually care if David Hasselhoff gets hurt.It all sounds pretty suspicious to me. Personally, I think this is all a big publicity stunt. Who has to be admitted to the hospital after cutting their arm? Just get some freaking stitches like the rest of us.


Saturday, July 01, 2006

Is Brandy a 'Star'?...

Oh god I hope not! Not because I don't like brandy, but because I fucking hate Star. Brandy is slated to cohost The View next Wednesday and Friday. Apparently all of the new cohosts are vying for a permanent spot in the fall.

But back to Star, I thought when that bitch got fired we would be rid of her for good. But oooh no she's like herpes; she just keeps coming back.

Goddamn Scott Storch...

For his impeccable production skills that have enabled him to make songs for Paris Hilton that are not complete pieces of crap. Despite the fact that I openly loathe that relentless publicity whore whom we call Paris.

I absolutely cannot help but enjoy the new single "Turn it Up". It's just soo damn catchy. Damn her! Damn her! Damn her! It's driving me insane. Whats worse is the fact that if the song were made by, literally, anyone else I would be cranking the shit out of it in my little Nissan, but because it's by that Dumbass, I have to pretend to hate it in public. But I don't. I Don't hate it. I Wish I Did, but I don't. Are you happy now Paris? YOU WON! Its official Paris 1 Kim 0.