Friday, December 29, 2006

America's Sweetheart is Knocked Up
Today, Julia Roberts-or, rather, her publicist-has confirmed that the Oscar-winning actress is pregnant with her 3rd child. J.Ro already has two kids, Hazel and Phinneaus, with her ridiculously unaccomplished photographer husband, Danny Moder.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Posh Spice is Gross

Ughh from to that plastic mug to the robotits, she's a disaster. But the best part is: that she probably thinks she looks great. Aren't the rich an famous amusing. Why does this woman never wear a bra? I'm sure that somewhere in her sea of disgustingly expensive designer clothes she possesses one bra. Becks, on the other hand, looks H-O-T-T, as usual. It must be hard being married to a man that freaking gorgeous. Next to him, Posh looks like a cambodian refugee.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Why, Kirsten? Why?...

What is wrong with Kirsten Dunst? There's something about that is both completely unphotogenic and ridiculously irritating about her. Hmmm, but I just can't figure it out. Maybe it's the snaggle tooth, maybe it's that tired, trying-too-hard quasi bohemian style. Whatever it is, I just can't stand her.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Tara "Coke Whore" Conner lives to snort another day...
Via TMZ:
In a move that shocked everyone, including Tara Conner, Donald Trump announced Tuesday morning that he will not fire the embattled Miss USA, despite allegations of drug use and sexual misconduct. "She's agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on, she will be immediately replaced" said Trump.
What type of inane bullshit is this? The girl gets caught drinking underage and slutting it up all around New York and suffers absolutely no consequences, but She's going to rehab so it's okay.' Well, I say no, Tara Conner, it certainly is not okay. This rehab-salvation mentality is really beginning to piss me off. When you f**k up you don't just get to run to rehab. Tara Conner is an embarrassment, and she completely obliterated any credibility the Miss USA pageant ever had.Yes, Yes, I know, but I'm sure someone used to respect it.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Nelly F. Is a Hot Mama
This photo shoot looks kind of old, but I decided to post it because Nelly looks HOT!

Thursday, October 26, 2006

The skeletal actress admitted herself to the hospital today in order to determine why she can't gain wait.

Nicole's reps are adamant that "this is not a treatment for an eating disorder" and that the 'Simple Life' star "is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition..."

I wish her the best, actually I kind of like her. She keeps it real, and that's more that I can say for that baby-talking Hilton bitch.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

My God, Liz! Put those things Away!

WTF is up with her nipples. Jesus, is it that cold in new york!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Gwen lookin F-I-E-R-C-E with lil' Kingston

You show 'em how it's done Gwen, however I have to say that I was a wee bit disappointed to learn that Gwen's new album will be comprised of recycled songs from Love.Angel.Music.Baby along with a few new ones. It seems a little lazy to me.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

WTF happened to John Mayer?..

Some bloated, pale, sickly looking guy has apparently swallowed John Mayer. Honestly, when I first saw this picture I didn't even recognize him. Talk about letting yourself go...
For Your Viewing Pleasure...
Why God? What did I do to deserve this?

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Nicole Richie is a Fucking Klutz...

and she stole Kristin Caviallari's boyfriend.

I'm telling you the girl needs to gain weight; her legs are so feeble they can't even support her skeletal frame.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Free Britney's Dress!
First of all what in the hell is she holding and why is she holding it?

Her backfat is fighting for its freedom; those poor, poor straps.

Has anyone ever of a tailor. These problems are so effing avoidable.
WTF Happened to Joey Lawrence's Head?
Do you remember the days when Joey Lawrence was positively delicious? I mean he was freaking gorgeous! Question: WHAT HAPPENED? I just don't understand how this happens. That's it enough said. Disgusting, but because I'm a television whore I will certainly be watching this season of Dancing with the Stars.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Jesus Christ! It was worse than I ever could have imagined...
Kevin Federline is truly the new millennium's answer to Vanilla Ice, except he's slightly less talented (at both rapping and dancing). The Teen Choice awards must have really been desperate for ratings, because even "tweens"-who I personally believe to be the lowest of all lifeforms- don't deserve this drivel.

And WTF is up with the little kid dancing rappers? I hope all of the real rappers meet him in a dark alley to beat his ass up.
Jesus Christ! It was worse than I ever could have imagined...
Kevin Federline is truly the new millennium's answer to Vanilla Ice, except he's slightly less talented (at both rapping and dancing). The Teen Choice awards must have really been desperate for ratings, because even "tweens"-who I personally believe to be the lowest of all lifeforms- don't deserve this drivel.

And WTF is up with the little kid dancing rappers? I hope all of the real rappers meet him in a dark alley to beat his ass up.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

I'm calling a Truce

I have hated Gwyneth Paltrow for a long time; maybe it's the obnoxious names of her children, maybe it's the fact that speaks with some bizarre fake foreign accent, or maybe it's because she just seems like a total bitch, But for some reason my hate has subsided; in fact, I think I might like her. (Ok, not really) but I have stopped plotting her assassination. This cover is kind of cute, however, if I hear this skinny ass talking about her supposed "weight issues" again I'm going to cut her.

Okay, I completely take back everything that I just said. What an asshole!

Monday, August 07, 2006

Who does Diddy think he is?
I have no idea, but he's really not that fucking cool. seriously.
Britney Spears Looks Like Shit

Multi-millionaires should not look like this. First of all, wtf is up with her shorts. They're disgustingly too small, and they're bunching up. Her boobs look like sandbags. She's obviously lost her mind, and her stylists.

Friday, August 04, 2006

The Worst Video EVER!!!
We all knew she couldn't sing, but apparently Cassie sucks at making videos too. This is the first video she released for the heavily produced "Me and U".

Thursday, August 03, 2006

And this, people, is why we don't wear gaucho pants!

Why do I have to keep saying this? We don't wear gaucho pants because they make you look like a fat ass. I'm talking to you Kristy Swanson.
South Park sticks it to the man

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Not only does Mel Gibson hate the jews, he hates the gays too...

Wow, this just keeps getting better and better. Turns out Mel Gibson is not just a drunk asshole he's an ignorant son of a bitch. US Weekly reports:
When Spanish newspaper El Pais asked Gibson about homosexuals in 1992, he shot back: “They take it up the a—.” Then pointing at his behind, he said, “This is only for taking a s—t.” He told the reporter that he was once worried that if he became an actor, people would think he was gay.

“But with this look, who’s going to think I’m gay?” he asked. “It would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?”

The scary part is, that this man has offspring, in fact he has 7 children and if they weren't sufficiently fucked up before, their fates are officially sealed. Sucks to be them.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Paris Hilton is Drunk Ho

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Yep that's her mackin down with former beau Stavros Niarchos. First of all, why would you do this with cameras around, and If I were Stavros I would definitely be turned off her huge, nasty feet. Whore, Whore, Whore.
Kate Moss gives hope to coke whores around the world

According to Vanity Fair, Kate Moss is the world's most fashionable star. I've never liked Kate Moss, she's not exceptionally beautiful, and she dresses like a hobo.
Since when did doing a shitload of blow make you an even bigger star.

Here she is at Bobbie Gillespie's Wedding. Oh, and I'm not sure but the last time I checked wearing shorts to someone's wedding was incredibly inappropriate.
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I know the updates have been shitty lately. but i've been busy so suck it. But now I'm back so be happy.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Gwen Stefani has the worst style ever

So I know Gwen Stefani is known for her cool, unique sense of style but this is just disgusting.

Why would you leave your house looking like this..eww gross gross gross. Oh yes, and her hair looks really unhealthy, she definitely needs a good deep conditioning. If this is what motherhood does to you, I'm definitely stocking up on trojans.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Pam Anderson is Classy with a capital C
Pam Anderson just got married to Kid Rock in a white string bikini. Well Further proof that Pam Anderson could very well be the trashiest woman on earth, maybe even trashier than good ole Brit-Brit.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

This could be the creepiest thing I have ever seen...

Wax figures are soo freaking weird.
Lance Bass is back and Gayer than ever!
As a reformed N*Sync fan I'm not surprise. I might even venture to say that I knew it all along. Of all of the members, Lance was always the least appealing to me. I even liked him less than Chris and Joey, and they are both disgusting.

As a semiprofessional faghag, this news has definitely boosted his stock in my book.Honestly I feel like I should have known the minute I saw hm on "Kathy Griffin: My life on the DList". Anyman who spends that much time at Griffn's house must be a homo.


Monday, July 24, 2006

Fuck Heidi Klum!...
for looking better whilst pregnant than I could ever hope to look at any point in my life...Ever.

And this, ladies and gentlemen is why she is a super model, and I sat at home watching Ghostwriter reruns on Friday night.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Christina is a busy girl...

In fact, she's soo busy that she forgot the rest of her outfit. I Just don't get it. One minute she's doing the whole vintage "I'm a serious artist" thing, and the next minute she's doing the classic Xtina "I'm a huge slut" thing. Make a choice: serious artist or slut. You can't be both.

P.S. I vote slut. It's more fun.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Carson Daly has AIDS...
Why else would he be so dreadfully skinny. I remember the good old days of TRL when he was actually kind of hot. Ewww! what happened.

Disclaimer: Carson Daly doesn't have AIDS, but if he really does have AIDS I'm officially going to hell
Nelly Furtado is a Sexy Mama...
Nelly Furtado looks so good since she had a baby in 2003. If this is what pregnancy does to you, then I'm gong off of my birth control today.

Monday, July 17, 2006

This is the best thing L.Lo's done since 'Mean Girls'

I'd pick this over 'Just My Luck' anyday.
I Want to Punch Paris Hilton in the Face
In a recent interview in London's Sunday Times. Paris Hilton compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, calling herself this decades "Iconic Blonde".
“There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon.”

What kind of delusional bullshit is this? Even Britney "I really shouldn't be left alone with my children" Spears, has contributed more to our society than Paris Hilton.
She says, “I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes."
Oh yeah, she and Jessica Simpson are the fucking Einsteins. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Seriously someone should shoot her, and aim to kill.
I'm back from Vaca and I'm bitchier than ever!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Bitch is Crazy!...
On Monday, Paula from the Real World was arraigned on a misdemeanor assault charge Monday after police said she bit her boyfriend during a domestic dispute. Just when you thought the resident crazy ass on the Real World was cleaning up her life, she goes and bites her boyfriend at 4 in the morning. There is an upside to this story, apparently she dropped the infamous Keith aka "The Abuser" and is now filling someone else's life with needless drama. The new guy's name is John Alyward. One question.: how fucked up do you have to be to think that hooking with Paula is a good idea. Seriously.


Saturday, July 08, 2006

Pam Anderson Wears tiny Bikini in hopes that it will Destract us from her Hideous Face
Pam Anderson has morphed from a smoking hot Baywatch star into something that many of my male counterparts would call a "butterface". Because, let's be honest, she looks like a disgusting old hag in these pictures. Seriously, someone needs botox. Come On Pammy, we all know you're not afraid to go under the knife, so do us all a favor and head to your nearest plastic surgeon immediately. Oh yeah, and buy a bigger freaking bikini.
See the rest of the pics over @

Friday, July 07, 2006

Is Keira the new Mary-Kate?
People have been making quite a bit of fuss about Keira Knightley's body at the recent Pirate of the Caribbean Premiere. Yeah she looks sickly but she's a starlet, and we can only assume when she's not on set she's doing a lot of blow. So what else should we expect. If she was a porker we'd all be making fun of her, and she's a good actress, and I say if she's good at her crap who cares what she's doing in her personal life. That's the reason why we still saw "The Pianist" even though Roman Polanski raped a 13 year old. It's all about the craft.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Breaking News: L.Lo takes good pictures...

Hooray for British GQ, for taking pictures of our little Lindsay. (Well not so little, she's totally stacked but whatev.)

These photos actually make her look hot. Seriously, not to be a perv or anything, but usually her ridiculously bespeckled body looks kinda gross. See the rest of the pics over at PopSugar!
Question: What's next with Star Jones?
Answer: Who Cares?
But just in case you're a masechist, click here.
She Must be Stopped!...Here is Paris Hilton's latest attempt at making a video that doesn't suck ass. Well she's in it, so she failed once again.

God, she sucks.
Viva Sophia...
Sophia Loren is set to appear nude, or atleast nearly nude, on the cover of the famed Pirelli Calendar. Apparently this is creating a bit of a stir, seeing as though the screen legend will be turning 72 this year. Personally, I have no problem with it. I'd much prefer seeing her healthy 72 year-old naked body to seeing britney spears' overly airbrushed pregnant body anyday.


Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Asshole of the week goes to...Ashley Judd!
Ashley Judd recently went into rehab to battle...get this...Perfectionism. First of al,l I believe that if you're not selling your children into prostitution to buy crack then you shouldn't go to rehab. Secondly, I have never heard of a more frivolous or vain reason to enter rehab. Lastly, what type of lame-ass facility even treats narcissm. (And isn't a bit narcissistic to think that your perctionism is so bad that it warrants professional help?) Ughh! Now I hate Ashley Judd even more. Just use alcohol to numb the pain like the rest of us. What an asshole!

Monday, July 03, 2006

'Lowe' and Behold: Hil is still a hottie...
2-time Oscar Winner Hilary Swank will be on the cover of the August Issue of Vanity Fair, and she's discussing her broken marriage.(what else?)

Apparently Rob isn't the only Lowe who was majorly fucked up. It turns out that Chad is/was a druggie. "I don't want to make it seem like that's the sole reason [for their breakup]; there were other factors." Sure it wasn't. And I'm sure he wasn't even the least bit jealous that while she was winning Oscars, he was stuck doing second rate tv shows.

When asked about why her marriage dissolved, Swank answered,"I would say we grew apart." Which either means "He was fucking someone else" or "I was tired of dragging around the dead weight." You be the judge. She does look fierce in the picture though.
The Return of Mr. and Mrs. Urban...
Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman returned to Nashville this weekend, where they will make their permanent home. I wonder how Nic feels about living in Nashville. It just seems like its not her element. But even the most cynical parts of my being cannot deny that they are an adorable couple, and I wish them the best. Though another celebrity divorce would be , as Kathy Griffin would say, like a hug from Jesus.

Photo Courtesty: Bricks and Stones
Don't Worry 'The Hoff' is Okay...

The former Michael Knight was released from a London hospital after injuring himself "shaving".

According to reports, Hasselhoff cut his arm with shards of glass from the chandelier after he bumped into it when his vision was obscured.

Apparently the way that Hasselhoff injured himself was rather mysterious but I think the greater mystery is why people actually care if David Hasselhoff gets hurt.It all sounds pretty suspicious to me. Personally, I think this is all a big publicity stunt. Who has to be admitted to the hospital after cutting their arm? Just get some freaking stitches like the rest of us.