Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Thank God for Airbrushing...


Okay, Does Britney Spears HAVE a publicist? Because if so, he/she/it should be fired immediately. This month on the cover of Harper's Bazaar (which I am told was once a respectable publication) is Britney Spears' naked, pregnant, raven-headed body. As one might have guessed it is a wholly offensive sight. So I guess that these picture were done in the vein of Demi on the cover of Vanity Fair, but again Mrs. Federline, and her photographer have missed the mark entirely. Demi's Pics possess a unstated elegance and confidence that Brit's pictures lack. Britney's Pictures reek of desperation; the sort of desperation that comes with being a has-been who's married to an untalented mooch. Oh well, atleat we can't see any stretch marks or cellulite, thank goodness for small victories!

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