Is Brandy a 'Star'?...

Oh god I hope not! Not because I don't like brandy, but because I fucking hate Star. Brandy is slated to cohost The View next Wednesday and Friday. Apparently all of the new cohosts are vying for a permanent spot in the fall.

But back to Star, I thought when that bitch got fired we would be rid of her for good. But oooh no she's like herpes; she just keeps coming back.

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Goddamn Scott Storch...

For his impeccable production skills that have enabled him to make songs for Paris Hilton that are not complete pieces of crap. Despite the fact that I openly loathe that relentless publicity whore whom we call Paris.

I absolutely cannot help but enjoy the new single "Turn it Up". It's just soo damn catchy. Damn her! Damn her! Damn her! It's driving me insane. Whats worse is the fact that if the song were made by, literally, anyone else I would be cranking the shit out of it in my little Nissan, but because it's by that Dumbass, I have to pretend to hate it in public. But I don't. I Don't hate it. I Wish I Did, but I don't. Are you happy now Paris? YOU WON! Its official Paris 1 Kim 0.

Whoa Nelly!
Yay! For Nelly Furtado, her latest album Loose sits atop the charts this week with 219,000 units sold. I am not sure why but I am really happy for her! It's probably because her two new singles "Promiscuous" and "Maneater" are my most favorite songs of the summer. I just don't understand why she chose to release "Promiscuous" first in the States and "Maneater" everywhere else, but I digress.

Brandon Flowers is Delusional

The lead singer of The Killers has recently lashed out against "Emo" bands.

"You don't realise what you could be getting yourselves into, with Fall Out Boy, and what kind of impact it could have in a way that you don't really want,"

He went on to explain that Britain could be changed for the worse if such bands are shown too much support. "Culturally, if it gets as big as it is in America, it could change an entire generation of people growing up here. Emo, pop-punk, whatever you want to call it, is dangerous.

I don't know what Mr. Flower's is thinking; the 12 year-old girls who go out and buy Fall Out Boy records are the same people who buy your records, so get over yourself.

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Thank God for Airbrushing...


Okay, Does Britney Spears HAVE a publicist? Because if so, he/she/it should be fired immediately. This month on the cover of Harper's Bazaar (which I am told was once a respectable publication) is Britney Spears' naked, pregnant, raven-headed body. As one might have guessed it is a wholly offensive sight. So I guess that these picture were done in the vein of Demi on the cover of Vanity Fair, but again Mrs. Federline, and her photographer have missed the mark entirely. Demi's Pics possess a unstated elegance and confidence that Brit's pictures lack. Britney's Pictures reek of desperation; the sort of desperation that comes with being a has-been who's married to an untalented mooch. Oh well, atleat we can't see any stretch marks or cellulite, thank goodness for small victories!

Layoff you dirty old man!...

Woody Allen on Scarlett Johansson:

“It’s very hard to be extra witty around a sexually overwhelming, beautiful young woman who is wittier than you are. Anytime I say anything amusing, Scarlett tops me.”

ewww! Woody, you've already got Soon-Yi Leave Scarlett alone you perv!

Jessica is a Copy Cat...

Who Does Jessica Simpson think she's fooling? The new single is a fun and catchy but blatant Madonna rip-off. And she should just own up to it; the lame crap that she used to release wasn't selling so she conjured up some vintage Madonna to revive her sinking singing career. Listen Here

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Oh God No...

Apparently Gwyneth "I think I'm better than you because I have an Oscar" Paltrow has taken to singing, but what's worse is that she's thing of releasing a single created with superstar producer William Orbit. (that's superstar in Europe, in the US not so much). I truly hope that this is just a rumor, because honestly no one wants to hear her pretentious ass on the radio. Does anyone remember the Golden Globes this year when she kept pronouncing Anthony Hopkins' name An-To-Ny, you know without the "th" sound? What an asshole.

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Jay-Z pulls a Streisand...

For a guy who's in retirement Jay-Z still does a hell of a lot.
Beside the fact that he is on every single rap album released within the past 2 years, he recently performed a sold out concert of his highly-acclaimed Reasonable Doubt album at Radio City Music Hall yesterday. Hov has announced that he will come out of retirement to tour the world.
See, I thought retire meant that you don't do the same stuff anymore, but apparently I was mistaken.

Wow Wednesday Addams Grew Up...


Christina Ricci is looking GORGEOUS these days. Way less creepy than normal. She has such an unusual beauty. I love it love it love it.

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Hooray for Anna Nicole!...

You know that old guy Anna Nicole married 12 years ago, well his son, who has continually battled Anna over that guy's fortune, has died. Yeah, that sucks, but hooray for Anna Nicole! Now let's just give that bitch her money and get on with our lives.

OMG Who cares?


Nicole Kidman AKA the world's blandest woman gets married. Though I must admit that Keith Urban is a stone-cold fox, I really could not care less about this union. I absolutely LOVED Moulin Rouge and The Hours, but since then Nicole really has not made an even vaguely interesting film, and excuse me, have you ever seen her give an interview? She is the definition of milquetoast. BOOOOORRRRIINNNGG
photo courtesty: People

Tori Spelling is a bitch...(and i love it)

apparently the new Mrs. McDermott went off on her new hubby's ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace, at the Much Music Awards. Ohhh it's good.

Why Lord? Why?...
Do you remember when Britney Spears was a hot, sassy pop princess? Yeah, I miss those days too. I just don't understand. WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO US? And By "US" I mean her former superfans. Do you know how much money I wasted on Britney Spears paraphenelia? How much ribbing I received whilst defending her honor? After all of that it has come to this.

Brandon Davis is a Fattie...
All I can say is ewww. Just looking at this picture makes me want to scrub myself thoroughly. Ohhh and who does he think he's fooling with that shirt?

Photo Courtesy: US Weekly

As if I really needed another reason to watch the delicious Anderson Cooper...



the Coopster has snagged the first postpartum interview with Angelina Jolie. See it at 10 PM next Tuesday.ooo I for one cannot wait to see what the world's creepiest mommy has to say...bye the way, is he gay?

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I Smell a Photo-Op...


Here's Usher pretending to do actual work down in New Orleans

photos courtesy: YBF

This Just In: PETA Members are freaking crazy...
oooh please, like we didn't already know, but the incredibly cringeworthy video of rapid PETAns ,as I like to call them, confronting the beautiful Beyonce just goes to show these people are freaking nuts. Don't miss this! See for yourself