Gwen Stefani has the worst style ever



So I know Gwen Stefani is known for her cool, unique sense of style but this is just disgusting.

Why would you leave your house looking like this..eww gross gross gross. Oh yes, and her hair looks really unhealthy, she definitely needs a good deep conditioning. If this is what motherhood does to you, I'm definitely stocking up on trojans.

Pam Anderson is Classy with a capital C
Pam Anderson just got married to Kid Rock in a white string bikini. Well Further proof that Pam Anderson could very well be the trashiest woman on earth, maybe even trashier than good ole Brit-Brit.

This could be the creepiest thing I have ever seen...

Wax figures are soo freaking weird.

Lance Bass is back and Gayer than ever!
As a reformed N*Sync fan I'm not surprise. I might even venture to say that I knew it all along. Of all of the members, Lance was always the least appealing to me. I even liked him less than Chris and Joey, and they are both disgusting.

As a semiprofessional faghag, this news has definitely boosted his stock in my book.Honestly I feel like I should have known the minute I saw hm on "Kathy Griffin: My life on the DList". Anyman who spends that much time at Griffn's house must be a homo.

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Fuck Heidi Klum!...
for looking better whilst pregnant than I could ever hope to look at any point in my life...Ever.

And this, ladies and gentlemen is why she is a super model, and I sat at home watching Ghostwriter reruns on Friday night.

Christina is a busy girl...

In fact, she's soo busy that she forgot the rest of her outfit. I Just don't get it. One minute she's doing the whole vintage "I'm a serious artist" thing, and the next minute she's doing the classic Xtina "I'm a huge slut" thing. Make a choice: serious artist or slut. You can't be both.

P.S. I vote slut. It's more fun.

Carson Daly has AIDS...
Why else would he be so dreadfully skinny. I remember the good old days of TRL when he was actually kind of hot. Ewww! what happened.
Disclaimer: Carson Daly doesn't have AIDS, but if he really does have AIDS I'm officially going to hell

Nelly Furtado is a Sexy Mama...
Nelly Furtado looks so good since she had a baby in 2003. If this is what pregnancy does to you, then I'm gong off of my birth control today.

This is the best thing L.Lo's done since 'Mean Girls'

I'd pick this over 'Just My Luck' anyday.

I Want to Punch Paris Hilton in the Face
In a recent interview in London's Sunday Times. Paris Hilton compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, calling herself this decades "Iconic Blonde".

“There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon.”

What kind of delusional bullshit is this? Even Britney "I really shouldn't be left alone with my children" Spears, has contributed more to our society than Paris Hilton.

She says, “I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes."

Oh yeah, she and Jessica Simpson are the fucking Einsteins. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Seriously someone should shoot her, and aim to kill.

I'm back from Vaca and I'm bitchier than ever!

The Bitch is Crazy!...
On Monday, Paula from the Real World was arraigned on a misdemeanor assault charge Monday after police said she bit her boyfriend during a domestic dispute. Just when you thought the resident crazy ass on the Real World was cleaning up her life, she goes and bites her boyfriend at 4 in the morning. There is an upside to this story, apparently she dropped the infamous Keith aka "The Abuser" and is now filling someone else's life with needless drama. The new guy's name is John Alyward. One question.: how fucked up do you have to be to think that hooking with Paula is a good idea. Seriously.

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Pam Anderson Wears tiny Bikini in hopes that it will Destract us from her Hideous Face
Pam Anderson has morphed from a smoking hot Baywatch star into something that many of my male counterparts would call a "butterface". Because, let's be honest, she looks like a disgusting old hag in these pictures. Seriously, someone needs botox. Come On Pammy, we all know you're not afraid to go under the knife, so do us all a favor and head to your nearest plastic surgeon immediately. Oh yeah, and buy a bigger freaking bikini.
See the rest of the pics over @ thesuperficial.com

Is Keira the new Mary-Kate?
People have been making quite a bit of fuss about Keira Knightley's body at the recent Pirate of the Caribbean Premiere. Yeah she looks sickly but she's a starlet, and we can only assume when she's not on set she's doing a lot of blow. So what else should we expect. If she was a porker we'd all be making fun of her, and she's a good actress, and I say if she's good at her crap who cares what she's doing in her personal life. That's the reason why we still saw "The Pianist" even though Roman Polanski raped a 13 year old. It's all about the craft.

Breaking News: L.Lo takes good pictures...


Hooray for British GQ, for taking pictures of our little Lindsay. (Well not so little, she's totally stacked but whatev.)

These photos actually make her look hot. Seriously, not to be a perv or anything, but usually her ridiculously bespeckled body looks kinda gross. See the rest of the pics over at PopSugar!

Question: What's next with Star Jones?
Answer: Who Cares?
But just in case you're a masechist, click here.

She Must be Stopped!...Here is Paris Hilton's latest attempt at making a video that doesn't suck ass. Well she's in it, so she failed once again.

God, she sucks.

Viva Sophia...
Sophia Loren is set to appear nude, or atleast nearly nude, on the cover of the famed Pirelli Calendar. Apparently this is creating a bit of a stir, seeing as though the screen legend will be turning 72 this year. Personally, I have no problem with it. I'd much prefer seeing her healthy 72 year-old naked body to seeing britney spears' overly airbrushed pregnant body anyday.


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