Britney Spears Looks Like Shit

Multi-millionaires should not look like this. First of all, wtf is up with her shorts. They're disgustingly too small, and they're bunching up. Her boobs look like sandbags. She's obviously lost her mind, and her stylists.

The Worst Video EVER!!!
We all knew she couldn't sing, but apparently Cassie sucks at making videos too. This is the first video she released for the heavily produced "Me and U".
Sucky.

And this, people, is why we don't wear gaucho pants!

Why do I have to keep saying this? We don't wear gaucho pants because they make you look like a fat ass. I'm talking to you Kristy Swanson.

South Park sticks it to the man

Not only does Mel Gibson hate the jews, he hates the gays too...

Wow, this just keeps getting better and better. Turns out Mel Gibson is not just a drunk asshole he's an ignorant son of a bitch. US Weekly reports:

When Spanish newspaper El Pais asked Gibson about homosexuals in 1992, he shot back: “They take it up the a—.” Then pointing at his behind, he said, “This is only for taking a s—t.” He told the reporter that he was once worried that if he became an actor, people would think he was gay.

“But with this look, who’s going to think I’m gay?” he asked. “It would be hard to take me for someone like that. Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them?”

The scary part is, that this man has offspring, in fact he has 7 children and if they weren't sufficiently fucked up before, their fates are officially sealed. Sucks to be them.

Paris Hilton is Drunk Ho







Yep that's her mackin down with former beau Stavros Niarchos. First of all, why would you do this with cameras around, and If I were Stavros I would definitely be turned off her huge, nasty feet. Whore, Whore, Whore.

Kate Moss gives hope to coke whores around the world


According to Vanity Fair, Kate Moss is the world's most fashionable star. I've never liked Kate Moss, she's not exceptionally beautiful, and she dresses like a hobo.
Since when did doing a shitload of blow make you an even bigger star.


Here she is at Bobbie Gillespie's Wedding. Oh, and I'm not sure but the last time I checked wearing shorts to someone's wedding was incredibly inappropriate.

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, I know the updates have been shitty lately. but i've been busy so suck it. But now I'm back so be happy.

Gwen Stefani has the worst style ever



So I know Gwen Stefani is known for her cool, unique sense of style but this is just disgusting.

Why would you leave your house looking like this..eww gross gross gross. Oh yes, and her hair looks really unhealthy, she definitely needs a good deep conditioning. If this is what motherhood does to you, I'm definitely stocking up on trojans.

Pam Anderson is Classy with a capital C
Pam Anderson just got married to Kid Rock in a white string bikini. Well Further proof that Pam Anderson could very well be the trashiest woman on earth, maybe even trashier than good ole Brit-Brit.

This could be the creepiest thing I have ever seen...

Wax figures are soo freaking weird.

Lance Bass is back and Gayer than ever!
As a reformed N*Sync fan I'm not surprise. I might even venture to say that I knew it all along. Of all of the members, Lance was always the least appealing to me. I even liked him less than Chris and Joey, and they are both disgusting.

As a semiprofessional faghag, this news has definitely boosted his stock in my book.Honestly I feel like I should have known the minute I saw hm on "Kathy Griffin: My life on the DList". Anyman who spends that much time at Griffn's house must be a homo.

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Fuck Heidi Klum!...
for looking better whilst pregnant than I could ever hope to look at any point in my life...Ever.

And this, ladies and gentlemen is why she is a super model, and I sat at home watching Ghostwriter reruns on Friday night.

Christina is a busy girl...

In fact, she's soo busy that she forgot the rest of her outfit. I Just don't get it. One minute she's doing the whole vintage "I'm a serious artist" thing, and the next minute she's doing the classic Xtina "I'm a huge slut" thing. Make a choice: serious artist or slut. You can't be both.

P.S. I vote slut. It's more fun.

Carson Daly has AIDS...
Why else would he be so dreadfully skinny. I remember the good old days of TRL when he was actually kind of hot. Ewww! what happened.
Disclaimer: Carson Daly doesn't have AIDS, but if he really does have AIDS I'm officially going to hell

Nelly Furtado is a Sexy Mama...
Nelly Furtado looks so good since she had a baby in 2003. If this is what pregnancy does to you, then I'm gong off of my birth control today.

This is the best thing L.Lo's done since 'Mean Girls'

I'd pick this over 'Just My Luck' anyday.

I Want to Punch Paris Hilton in the Face
In a recent interview in London's Sunday Times. Paris Hilton compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, calling herself this decades "Iconic Blonde".

“There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm that icon.”

What kind of delusional bullshit is this? Even Britney "I really shouldn't be left alone with my children" Spears, has contributed more to our society than Paris Hilton.

She says, “I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes."

Oh yeah, she and Jessica Simpson are the fucking Einsteins. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Seriously someone should shoot her, and aim to kill.